HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1694	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4238
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Emeralds Found:	5650
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	388
Mines Excavated:	2301	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5889	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9614	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2