Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 951 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9126 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5557 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
