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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3342 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 268 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 721 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2425 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 1883 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 386114 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2453 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 432 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 981 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Server Name | Minecraft |
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| Server Address | 155.94.181.116:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the gameplay like on the server? | In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for. |
| What makes the Vanilla server unique? | The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty. |
| What can players expect to experience on the server? | The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server. |
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!
Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!
Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 696854 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!
So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1159 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 520594 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 176 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
