Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

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Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8395
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.