HELL RISE | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Potions Brewed:	170
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9261

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3560
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	9596
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4577	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7894
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11