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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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