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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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