Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4093
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY