Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Animals Bred: 83

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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