Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 300 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1546 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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