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Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.
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Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.
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