Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5147	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	7720
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	2543	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	219
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	217	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	327	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	736478	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	1985
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.