Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Runes Activated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1641
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	263
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zombie Dances:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.