Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

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SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CelebLoverMC SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBusterCraft

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So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2036
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	736	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.