Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.20.1 Java, big, Claims, Currency, Discord, dreams, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, java, legitimate Minecraft account, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Pets, plushies, pokemon, Shops, Side, smp, Tiny, Waypoints, Welcoming

Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4768	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

Charged, children, Conflict, criminal charges, extremism, human rights violations, international law, Isis, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, slayer, Swedish, Syria, Terrorism, torture, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiCraft

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Brain Boosting Exercise

BOOSTING, Brain, brain connections, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, Insight, learning, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, physical activity, research, strength, synaptic connections

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7135	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

bald white man trend, character design, Character development, creative choices, cultural impact, designs, Diversity, dont, female, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, game design, games, gaming industry, gender stereotypes, generic characters, industry trends, INTERESTING, Minecraft, Personality, player experience, Protagonists, representation, smp, storytelling, unique designs, video games

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	202215
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NaziMassacre83MC

83rd anniversary, atrocities, commemoration, eastern europe, Genocide, historical event, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Nazi massacre, NaziMassacre83MC, Remembrance, solemn occasion, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, War Crimes, world war II, Zelensky

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	840
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

ai, animation improvements, battlepass, blocky, Brigade, Community Resource, enlg, Enlisted General, fps, Guerrilla Warfare, Minecraft, new class, News, official site, ROADMAP, Running Event, Server, squad-based, test server, update, Vehicles, weapons, Weapons List, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

Accountability, aid, Arabia, Bombing, Conflict, Country, Double Standard, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international law, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Receives, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, smp, united nations, US, war crime, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Animals Bred:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	978	Crops Grown:	7315
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4