Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2606	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7224	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1068
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3363	New Chunks Explored:	330882
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5956	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2816	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	162
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.