Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AchieveMine SMP

    AchieveMine SMP
    Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

    So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magic Items Found: 7843
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PumpkinSpiceCraft

    PumpkinSpiceCraft
    Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Emeralds Found: 695 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • FrostyFenceCraft

    FrostyFenceCraft
    so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

    imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9969 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

    Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Friendly SMP Server
    Features Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
    Supported Versions 1.18 to latest versions
    Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Simple Voice Chat required? Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
    Are mods required? No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
    What is the server address? smp.playpixels.net
    What is the Bedrock port? 19132
    Is there a Discord server? Join our Discord server

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

    Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1929 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Potions Brewed: 71 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Farms Harvested: 920
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3691
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 826954 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263
    Star Shards Collected: 284 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8668 Ores Mined: 2395

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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