HappyBlockCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	176
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelKindness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Server anarchy minecraft

Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1436
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1225	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9006	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	6610
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	333792	Animals Bred:	182

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1