HappyBlockCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	771
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	5426	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Runes Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	762	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	New Chunks Explored:	724679
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3894
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1933	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	114

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3221

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Towns Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	506566	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50