so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Holy Grails Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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