So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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