So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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