So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Farms Harvested: 456
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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