So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Gods Slained: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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