So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
Ores Mined: 1816 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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