So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 865 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Divine Spears Created: 28 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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