So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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