So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Dimension Hops: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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