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Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
New Chunks Explored:	211242	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Items Found:	4359
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Divine Spears Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magic Items Found:	1398
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
New Chunks Explored:	915359	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	307327
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	710092
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	551	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21