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Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	439
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	1078	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7964	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7