Welcome to the HAF MINE server! This season we have a unique gaming setting of the 17th century on our server, which will add atmosphere to your gaming experience. Feel like a real politician, leading your faction in an era of change and discovery. Develop your state, build powerful fortresses and fight for influence in this exciting political world of Minecraft. Join us and become a part of history!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 5636 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Potions Brewed: 38 Rainbows Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

    Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Waifus and Endermen Senpais Rule!

    AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Waifus and Endermen Senpais Rule!
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire town dedicated to all things anime! From giant Pikachu statues to Naruto-themed roller coasters, this place is a true otaku paradise.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but ramen noodles and body pillows of your favorite waifus. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat about the latest episodes of your favorite shows.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner anime fan run wild! Who needs the real world when you can live in a pixelated paradise filled with all the anime goodness you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan

    IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious taco ingredients!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server

    Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most hardcore gamers are left scratching their heads trying to defeat Vera on the pacifist route! But fear not, because on our server, Vera is actually a friendly NPC who just wants to challenge you to a dance-off! That’s right, instead of fighting, you’ll have to bust out your best dance moves to impress Vera and win the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow the Chicken King and claim his throne for yourself. Just be warned, his army of chicken minions is nothing to cluck with!

    If dancing and overthrowing chicken monarchs isn’t your thing, don’t worry. Our server also has a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony. Dive deep into the ocean depths and explore this mystical world, but be careful not to anger the Kraken who guards the city’s treasures.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when in doubt, just dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 240059 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack

    Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

    ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 128
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

    So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

    CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2190 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyTrolls R Us

    CraftyTrolls R Us
    Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

    Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky
    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

    Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles
    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

    So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

    Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

    And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

    With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

    Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

    SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Chimeras Created: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Broads & Bros

    Blocky Broads & Bros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

    Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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