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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magic Items Found: 1047
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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