Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Magic Items Found: 6814
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Block-Opioid Side Effects

    Block-Opioid Side Effects
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4847 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2+ years
    Events Events and polls
    Whitelist Whitelist + Application
    Community Active community and staff
    Features In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Lore
    Java Version Java v1.19.3
    Custom Custom origins and beliefs

    Join us on Discord for more info!

    FAQs

    1. How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

    2. What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

    4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

    Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 180 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4436 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448 Runes Activated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7304 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 95
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Crops Grown: 3262
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Dimension Hops: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7631 Enchantments Applied: 288
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

    EvacuateMiltonMC SMP
    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateHypeFoodCraft

    HateHypeFoodCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4676

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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