LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7647 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7829 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Crops Grown: 1522
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mines Excavated: 4745

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Ores Mined: 4163 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9255 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 427403 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 705730 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 51 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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