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KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4520
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crops Grown:	8771
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4998
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Animals Bred:	171	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Potions Brewed:	102	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8743	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	3911
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8872	Animals Bred:	59
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5448	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5