GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1991
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	3982	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1538	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	3575
Villages Defended:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6246
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	193
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

SphereMC

6GB, Active, allthepmods, Community, Curseforge, Dedicated, Discord, Download, Inspired, Join, members, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Recommendation, Server, SphereMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

SphereMC is a quality dedicated Minecraft server running the All the Mods 10 modpack. The server has an active community and is currently on version 1.21.1 using NeoForge.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started as a private pack for friends and has grown to include a mix of popular and newer/lesser-known mods.
All the Mods 10 uses NeoForge and is constantly updated with new mods for stability and variety.
While it doesn’t contain all the mods, the pack aims to offer a wide range of gameplay experiences.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server version and modpack being used?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.21.1 with the All the Mods 10 modpack.

Q: What is the RAM recommendation for joining the server?

A: We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay on the server.

Q: How can I join the server and community?

A: You can join SphereMC and be part of the community by joining our Discord server here.

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Cosmic Harmony 1.21.2

1.21.2, Asahina-san, Cosmic, couldnt, GLAD, Goodbye, Harmony, haruhi, Itsuki, Keep, Koizumi, Kyon, looking, mean, Mikuru, Say, Seat, Shout, sister, Sorry., Struggling, suzumiya, waving

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Kyon’s emotional rollercoaster! Experience the drama of waving goodbye to your friends in-game, just like Kyon did to Suzumiya and Itsuki. But don’t worry, you can still have fun with Asahina-san waving to you while you struggle to sit your sister down. It’s a chaotic mess just like Kyon’s feelings towards his friends. So come join us for a crazy time that will leave you questioning everything, just like Kyon!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2365
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35