GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	605831	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	4813
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	3598
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	6879

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8236	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Meteorites Collected:	3

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1285
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mines Excavated:	3043
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	6813	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2904	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	199	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2996
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	342

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Potions Brewed:	110
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Votes:	1229
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	317	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymBuddies Minecraft Server

anxiety, autism spectrum, awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, Crush, DATING, friendship, gym, GymBuddies, instagram, Minecraft, overanalyzing, overthinking, Professional help, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, social cues, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!