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PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4073
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6266	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	7933	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5264	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6900	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Enchantments Applied:	201
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Farms Harvested:	211
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	1998	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	250	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	5534
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	357791	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	5223	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20