GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	1661	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	174
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	125
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	160	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!