Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!
Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2014 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5512 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.
But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.
We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.
So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
