Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

    SisNeedsToTalkToNiece
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

    Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

    Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperCrazeMC

    CreeperCrazeMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.
    Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info

    • Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
    • Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugins
    Dynamap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

    Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

    Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

    And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SpouseSwapCraft

    SpouseSwapCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Mimicry Funville

    Pixel Mimicry Funville
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Animals Bred: 165

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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