Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

    CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu
    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

    CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ores Mined: 1956
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

    ✅ SURVIVAL

    ✅ RUBIES

    ✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

    ✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

    ✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

    ✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

    ⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

    ⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

    ⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

    ⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

    ⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

    ⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

    ⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ⭐ A large number of works

    ⭐ Unique warp system for players!

    ⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

    ⭐ No lags on weak PCs

    ⭐ Funny and friendly players

    ⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

    Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦
    Nethershore SMP
    Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

    Overview:

    • Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
    • Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
    • Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

    Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

    https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
    Can I play on the server at any time? Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
    Is there any age restriction to join the server? While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Party Animal Minecraft SMP

    Party Animal Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

    SisNeedsToTalkToNiece
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

    Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

    Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperCrazeMC

    CreeperCrazeMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.
    Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info

    • Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
    • Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugins
    Dynamap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

    Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

    Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

    And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SpouseSwapCraft

    SpouseSwapCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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