Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crops Grown: 1542

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 342 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Emeralds Found: 9167

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    Bedrock Fantasy Realm

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1616 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Zombie Dances: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Crops Grown: 8363
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Animals Bred: 79
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6351 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mines Excavated: 3629
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9533 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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