Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Rice Research AI Fun

    Rice Research AI Fun
    join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

    imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ores Mined: 665 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1033 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!

    SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!
    SERVER IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

    Overview:

    SpongeCraft is a Minecraft server with Towny & Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is SpongeCraft? SpongeCraft is a server with Towny and Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.
    What are the rules? No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. Keep it PG-13.
    How do I join events? Events are hosted regularly with in-game prizes and sometimes even gift cards. Watch for announcements in the discord.
    Can I keep my inventory? Keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if enabled.
    How can I acquire cosmetics? Many fun cosmetics can be acquired without purchasing through various means in-game.

    For more information, visit the server website. Join our Discord and check out our Dynmap for live updates.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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    • Honkai: Star Rail General Minecraft Server

    Honkai: Star Rail General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of madness.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle? Go for it. Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special in-game item that will make all your friends jealous. Trust us, it’s so epic that even Notch himself would be impressed. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, you never know what might happen next. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

    Safe Haven Minecraft SMP
    Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ExCrazeYellerCraft

    ExCrazeYellerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

    So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockBucks Minecraft Server

    BlockBucks Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

    and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

    so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPolitico2021

    CraftyPolitico2021
    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UK Independence Day Supplier

    UK Independence Day Supplier
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

    imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

    we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

    so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
    Whitelisted Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
    LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusive and supportive community
    Age Requirement 16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What additional features does the server offer?

    The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

    2. What features are not included on the server?

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3442 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Attention Troons Minecraft Server

    Attention Troons Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Ores Mined: 2693
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Magic Items Found: 8570
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 185

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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