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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Astral Projections Made: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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