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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Secret Passages Found: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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