GFsteals4funCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Farms Harvested:	800	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2256
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Animals Bred:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyClimateCrisis

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lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

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join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5