Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Endless Night Skies: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
Potions Brewed: 198 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 345 Mines Excavated: 3706
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LimoCraft Minecraft Server

    LimoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Ores Mined: 4341 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magic Items Found: 7424 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

    So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

    Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3911 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BrotherlyLoveCraft

    BrotherlyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

    Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

    StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BestieBonkCraft

    BestieBonkCraft
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 714030 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8285 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6632
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 160 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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