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CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Emeralds Found:	9534	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Edition, Extras, Farms, fear, Griefers, more mob heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tread, Updates

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4