GF Tits Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, catchphrase, Communication, consent, Curiosity, FANTASY, flirtation, gf, Girlfriend, Interest, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Personal, privacy, Provocative, relationship, Sexy, sharing, smp, social media, teasing, temptation, tits

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5533	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.